Taking Pictures of People

I'm off on a jaunt today

to take pictures of beautiful people

with skin tones not as white as mine,

so the website I work for

can show its commitment to diversity.

And since I'm putting others on the spot,

capturing them in all their glory,

(and we all know how much we hate seeing

photos of ourselves unless they match our

image of ourselves)

I figured I should post a self-portrait.

Yup. That's me.

I'm the one in the coat,

not the one looking flirty in a swimsuit.

You'd never recover if you viewed

a picture of me in a swimsuit.