Show-offs

Some guys just don't get it.

They make total fools of themselves,

just to get some babe's attention.

This one thinks he's supposed to drum

to call his would-be mate

by pecking on my downspout. . .

the one outside the master bathroom. . .

early in the morning of course.

Doesn't he know

I need my beauty sleep?

And judging from the number of days

he's been at it,

I'd say the bird girls in the neighborhood

aren't all that impressed.

But

he IS

a handsome devil.