Show-offs
Some guys just don't get it. They make total fools of themselves, just to get some babe's attention. This one thinks he's supposed to drum to call his would-be mate by pecking on my downspout. . . the one outside the master bathroom. . . early in the morning of course. Doesn't he know I need my beauty sleep? And judging from the number of days he's been at it, I'd say the bird girls in the neighborhood aren't all that impressed. But he IS a handsome devil.